How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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