I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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