The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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