the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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