He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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