they need to just BURY HIM!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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