Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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