Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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