Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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