If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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