It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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