That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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