I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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