So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
did i walk over a car last night?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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