Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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