so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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