This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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