we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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