Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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