Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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