i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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