I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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