Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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