walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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