I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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