Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I stole a fireplace last night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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