he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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