that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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