Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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