so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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