sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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