i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
