And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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