I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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