I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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