i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
