So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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