fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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