I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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