his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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