It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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