i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The ass gains better be worth it
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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