its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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