The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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