I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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