i think i have herpe
just one?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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