is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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