god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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