Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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