I'm pants shitting drunk right now
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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