but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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