How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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