Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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