Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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